Motorhead Humor - Sierra Shadow Casters Motorcycle Club

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Gas Pump Humor

Compared with Gasoline

Think a gallon of gas is expensive?

This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective.

Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 ........ $10.32 per gallon

Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 ...........$9.52 per gallon

Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 ...... $10.17 per gallon

Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 .. $10.00 per gallon

Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 .. $33.60 per gallon

Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 .... $178.13 per gallon

Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 ..... $123.20 per gallon

Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ........... $25.42 per gallon

Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 .. $84.48 per gallon

And this is the REAL KICKER...

Evian water 9 oz $1.49..........$21.19 per gallon?! $21.19 for WATER - and the buyers don't even know the source. (Evian spelled backwards is Naive.)

So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't run on water, Scope, or Whiteout, or God forbid Pepto Bismal or Nyquil.

Just a little humor to help ease the pain of your next trip to the pump...

Harley Davidson Air Bags

Mowercycle

Now is the time to spruce up your mower for all that yard work ahead.

Harley vs Honda

Top Ten Reasons Why Harley Riders Don't Wave Back

1. They're afraid it will invalidate their factory warranty.

2. Leather and studs make it too hard to raise their arm.

3. They refuse to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.

4. They won't let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.

5. The rushing wind could blow the scabs off their new tattoos.

6. They're angry over the second mortgage needed to pay for the new Harley.

7. They just discovered the fine print in their owner's manual revealing that The Motor Company is partially owned by rice-burner manufacturers.

8. They can't tell if other riders are actually waving or just reaching up to cover their ears, like everyone else.

9. If they wave back, they risk being impaled on their spiked helmet.

10. They're upset that after spending $30,000, they still don't own a bike that's as comfortable as a Goldwing.

To be totally fair, let it be noted that sometimes Goldwing riders don't wave back, either. Again, to facilitate a better understanding....

Top Ten Reasons Why Goldwing Riders Don't Wave Back

1. They aren't sure whether the other rider is waving or making an obscene gesture.

2. They risk getting frostbite if they take their hand off the heated grip.

3. They have arthritis and it is difficult to raise their arm.

4. The reflection from the etched windshield was momentarily blinding.

5. The on-board espresso machine had just finished.

6. They were asleep when other rider waved.

7. They were involved in a three-way conference call with their stock broker and accessories dealer.

8. They were distracted by an oddly shaped blip on their radar screen.

9. They were simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height, programmable CD player, seat temperature and satellite navigation system.

10. They couldn't find the "auto wave-back" button on their dashboard.

Cat lovers can appreciate this one.

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.

As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.

Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"

"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"

Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a-of-a-***** on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"

Why Math is taught in School

Author unknown (and for good reason)

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her.

This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman off.

"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself.

I always smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.

That's 96 miles each day.

Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.

Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.

There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.

That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.

That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.

Statistically, females drive half of these. That's 18,000 women drivers!

In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has P.M.S. That's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding.

That's 449.

According to the National Institutes of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide.

That's 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.

That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons, and this number is increasing. That means that Every Single Day, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has P.M.S., and is armed.

Flip one off?

I think not

Married Man's Harley

Bad Day

Texas Motorcycle

With gas prices going up, I had to purchase a new form of transportation.

A COWASAKI!!